How The Physician By The Lima Trees Earned His Name
iffy
In an almost forgotten time, of the Kandyan kings  
In the tropical green Kandyan hills Lived The Physician by the Lima Trees 
Renowned for his skill, he treated the ill  
Under the shade of the Lima Trees 
A desperate king, his dear princess had turned sickly  
A father in distress, he needed help and he needed it quickly  
A good word reaches him, of The Physician by the Lima Trees 
The king sent for the physician 
to be brought forth to the royal court  
and to the princess, her majesty  
hidden behind a curtain, for her modesty 
The instruction —  
Without sight nor without sound  
only to touch through fabric  
Find the cause and find the cure  
or your life is forfeit 
Over the veil, the physician reached
Searching, sensing, looking for a clue
Then his eyes flew open, and his hand withdrew!
Not sick, not a princess, none of it true! 
"It," declared the physician, "It... is an animal!"
Servants shocked in silence!  
Bodyguards bared blades!  
An insult, for which blood shall be paid!  
The physician doomed to die  
Until he was saved!  
By the king himself, who ordered his men to wait 
To know if rumors were real  
It was a test of skill and knowledge  
And so the physician survived  
Not to cross to his final bridge 
He went on to find the princess's ailment  
and treated her back to good health  
For his reward, he was given more than just wealth. 
From the king to the physician, and his lineage to come  
A title  
A name for his house  
Awarded by royal decree  
The House of The Physician by the Lima Trees 
By
Limagahakottuwavederaalagedera Irfan Ahmed Mansoor 
AKA Iffy
